TIFU and my son ended up thinking Santa Clause was stealing penises.
So my wife comes home after picking our two youngest kids up from school. She opens the door and goes, “Did you say something about Santa Clause stealing penises?” I reply, “I didn’t say any shit like that. I would NEVER ruin Christmas.” Here’s how we got there: I have two daughters and a son. My son was 3 or 4 at the time. He refused to wear clothes and ran around naked or in his underwear. My daughters weren’t having any of it and were like, “This is your...
Published By: reddit - Saturday, 20 April, 2019
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